sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

fandomblogger:

doctordonna10:

danglingthpider:

castielsunderpants:

phoenixgryffin:

drjohnhwatson:

thequeenofvillainy:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL

SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING. 

Too late

LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY 

(Source: darkladysatan)

too-much-fandom:

ambassadorofunicorns:

mirificentia:

gifovea:

How Wings Are Attached to the Backs of Angels

by Craig Welsh (1996)

I find this weirdly fascinating

Correction: were

yOU KNOW YOU CAN LEAVE OKAY

dilfosaur:

a request for “iron man giving cap a ride in the air”

air rides are not always easy

hug-n-fly is not always an option

theanti90smovement:

yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers

CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”

cattybat:

words in last picture：

Tell papa and mama I love them.Mr.Sulu’s sushi is really delicious,I want to eat it again.I’m still a virgin and never have fallen in love.The vodka I left,please give them to Dr.McCoy…Mr.Sulu,please check the third drawer in my quarters,I have something to show you…

deductionswiththedoctor:

mishaliferuinercollins:

theunluckyones:

i seriously think that robert doesn’t even think he’s robert anyone, he legitimately thinks he’s tony. he didn’t even have to act in the avengers.

#Tony Stark is going to need a lot of therapy when he realizes he’s Robert Downey Jr

BUT NOT FROM BRUCE he is not that kind of doctor

Iron Man 3 scene after credits

(Source: daltdisney)

(Source: hawkeyesmyguy)

baras:

tumblr just sent me an email telling me i have the best blog on tumblr now daniel karp is giving me ajob at tumblr headquarters right here in sunny philadelphia i’m going to be rich they’re trying to get me a book deal so i can teach others to be as funny as i am i’m the new messiah 

sherunlockedme:

where did you go?

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

maxistentialist:

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.” I backed this project.

(Source: kurtbraunohler)

mialayla:

mialayla:

I love my job

I lost my job

(Source: baelor)

(Source: mccoyisms)